The Spizzler Show






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Another of the best bits of my 100% legit radio show minus the music. Enoy!


Check out the radio show live on:


Shout Radio (Friday 20.00 - 22.00 GMT)


Sky High Radio (Tuesday 23.00-01.00 GMT)


Vibes Essex (Monday 22.00 - 00.00 GMT)


Hyper Radio (Fridays 22.00 – 00.00)




funny, jokes, laugh, hilarious, music, tunes, golf, hipsters, owls, religion, zombies, 

Direct download: Spizzler_on_the_Radio_-_2.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT

The human condition is a rather tragic one, and none more so than the painful transition into middle age: the midlife crisis. Our bodies turn against us and begin adding dodgy unwanted extras such as layers of fat, unsightly body hair and rogue wiry eyebrow hairs, and at the same time we panic about our mortality and lost youth and start to behave ridiculously.

It’s going to happen, so should we fight it, or should we go with the flow?

Direct download: Bloviators_5_-_Mid_Life_Crisis.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 7:30am EDT

This is a new podcast from The Spizzler called The Big Questions. It's a little like a traditional interview only with Spizzler's own inimitable twist. This episode we welcome funny man Joshua Saxon and discuss dogging, Lion Bar cereal, Liam Neeson and ruby red slippers. 

At the beginning of the podcast The Spizzler speaks really really quickly. Obviously he chose not to heed my warning of spending all his pocket money at Caffe Nero in persuit of a free limited edition shrew and butterscotch infused latte - that boy's a stubborn one!













jokes, funny, laugh, stand up, thepope, slippers, lionbars, dogging, maidenhead, Joshua Saxon, liam neeson

Direct download: Josh_Big_Questions.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:51am EDT

I'm thinking about giving up podcasting after this, because I don't think it can make anything funnier than this episode.

It starts off as many of The Spizzler Shows in English do; an idle, harmelss, meandering walk in the park before Pauly Puss really starts laying it on thicker than HP sauce on a sausage butty and we climax in a crescendo of madness and a rather amusing tale from the Spizzler about an inadvertent and unsolicited gay relationship.

As Kenny Bania once said about the pea soup at Mendy's... It's the best!





















gays, granparents, brothers, questions, funny, jokes, stand up, laugh, funny, sisters, family, electricity, karl pilkington, Nan, tits, gays

Direct download: ASK_PAU_2.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 10:22am EDT

The marauding trogladite that is the Spizzler returns with another episode full of nonsense and tomfoolery.














funny, jokes, stand up, Karl Pilkington, Richard Herring, the bloviators, kevin smith, Joshua Sazon, laugh, skits, dr, isis, dentist, doctor, katie price, feminism, voodoo, black magic, bruce willis, demi moore, cheese weed

Direct download: SS10_Final.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 2:02pm EDT

The Spizzler has now got a fully, 100% legit radio show.

This is the podcast of the show with all the chat minus the music.....

To listen to the show live check out the syndication details on Facebook, Twitter or


















radio, funny, asian, asian girls, serena williams, tennies, glastonbury, Gangstarr, RZA, Built for Cuban Links, WuTanClan, skyhighradio, funy, comedy, jokes, thespizzlershow, Kasabian, 10cc, HallandOates, Simon and garfunkel

Direct download: Radio_Shows_the_best_of_1_3.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 11:14am EDT

The religious debate gets increasingly aggressive and polarized, people are less and less willing to hang question marks on things they think they know for sure, and religion is getting more and more extreme. Is this becoming the new norm for religion?

This episode was recorded a while ago, before Jihadi John started lopping off people's nuts. So please don't be offended by some of the nonsense we spraff.












burkha, religions, goldropechain, terrorism, extremism, islam, christianity, funny, jokes, standup, spizzler, 


Direct download: Bloviators_3_-_Extremism.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 8:00am EDT

This is an extra to the Bloviators 'Extremism' podcast, which will be published next Friday.

ISIS are a threat to our very way of life, they are dark, ruthless and heartless.....but let's be honest their marketing tools aren't really up to much.

They could probably benefit from some media guidance, so we sent Alan White from Bastard & Bastard Media Corp. to have a word with the new Caliphate and see if we can help to improve their corporate strategy.










funny, ISIS, ISIL, IS, comedy, terrorism, jokes, caliphate, terrorism, skit, frozen, downton abbey, iphone, windows, allah

Direct download: ISIS_Skit.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 10:30am EDT

We talk about time, a spacial temporal concept which has challenged many a great mind over the course of our existence.

Not Pauly Puss's though! He licked it in two sentences!


An ode to this podcast

So me and Pauly P have a chat,

About the past and the future and that,

Will these conversations,

Consist of astute observations,

Or will we just talk lots of crap?















Funny, jokes, oidepus complex, Pau, Jokes, the future, hilarious, podcast, comedy, breasts, time capsule, lol, megalolz, porn, aliens, breats, 

Direct download: Pau_Future.m4a
Category:general -- posted at: 10:41am EDT

The Spizzler takes on caller with more contentious issues like bum bombs, traffics wardens, Jehovah, cabs, the village people, sh!tty kitties and most importantly DOGS.

Don't believe what I say listen to the critics:

"The Spizzler Show is the most important contemporary art form of our time. It's not just the best podcats, its the best thing....ever" The Modern Media Mag*




*The Modern Media mag is written and imagined by The Spizzler.








cats, traffic wardens, funny, jokes, stand up, comedy, podcasts, god, cliff, dogs, gays, hot dogs, bombs, terrorism, hilarious, vets, cows, prank calls, 

Direct download: Spizzler_Show_9.2_3.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 5:46am EDT

A much oft cry, but are we really more connected with humans now we have more ways of contacting our 'friends' than we do 'friends'?

The Bloviators explore the very social fabric that holds humanity and civilisation together in another highfelutin and ponderous podcast. 












Funny, comedy, hilarious, jokes, theSpizzlerShow, facebook, twitter, friends, sociology, gloriagaynor, porn,

Direct download: Bloviators_2_-_Social_media.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT

Pauly Puss and I decide that we needed a cathartic episode to air all of our dirty laundry. I'm surprised one podcast was enough. Don't even bother lettting your wife/ girlfriend listen to this one. It's pretty grotty. 






















Karl Pilkington, funny, jokes, wanking, masturbation, prostate, laugh, drugs, LSD, hilarious, cousin, beekeeping

Direct download: The_Spizzler_Show_in_English_-_Heckle__Hair_curl.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 3:16pm EDT

In an attempt to give his rating a much needed boost The Spizzler gets some professional help. No not a psycholgist but a real live bonafied radio producer.

How do you think that will pan out?

Have a listen and find out!











funny, humour, laugh, stand up, jokes, The Champs, The Bugle, Radio, comedy, The Spizzler, satire, sex, porn, jimmy saville, rolf harris,





Direct download: The_Spizzler_Show_E8fINALv.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 3:25pm EDT

The Bloviators 'How can men respond to the feminist revolution?'

Not satisfied with not one but two regular podcasts the supperating grockle that is The Spizzler dips his toe into another type of show. 

This episode's question is How can men respond to the feminist revolution? 

I wonder if he will treat it with the respect and consideration a question of this gravitas merits? Somehow I doubt it.

Direct download: Bloviators_E1_-_Male_response_to_feminism.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT

Pauly Puss opines on school fashion, tight trousers and the merits of wearing rodents. Pause. Rats paws.


Direct download: The_Spizzler_Show_in_English_-_Rat_Pocket.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 11:30pm EDT

What other second-rate radio show host can pack Cadbury's fudge, alternative therapies, self-holstering and unisexual toliets into one episode?

Maybe a more pertient question would be, who would want to?



*How transparant is that marketing strategy?




Funny, satire, laugh, humour, thechamps, funny podcasts, jokes, radio show, LBC, rude, offensive, 








Direct download: E7_4.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 12:49pm EDT

The Spizzler Show in English - Foot Finger

I dig a little deeper to get to grips with a day in the life of Pauly Puss. The results are surprisingly mundane but unsurprisingly hilarious... Enjoy!




















funny, interview, hilarious, satire, jokes, Karl Pilkinton, laugh, mocking, 

Direct download: The_Spizzler_Show_in_English_E2.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 8:00am EDT

This episode The Spizzler goes all out to alienate large swathes of potential listeners and undermine any existing support that he may have (ignoring his double-gusseted undercrackers).


Listen to the phone call, it’s gold. Even better than the pea soup from Mendies!






***The use of earbuds will maximize your listening pleasure***











Comedy, funny, stand-up, bits, satire, prank call, news, weird, laugh, humour, humor, Karl Pilkington, The Bugle, monologue. 

Direct download: E6_Final_Version.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 4:44pm EDT

The mighty Spizzler in conversation with one of the world's last original thinkers - Pauly Puss.


The pretext is simple -  Spizzler helps Pauly Puss with his English. It's a pretext that is as shaky as Pauly Puss' grasp of the English language. Enjoy!


Direct download: The_Spizzler_Show_in_English_Part_One.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 2:21pm EDT