The Spizzler Show






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Pauly Puss guides us through another journey from amusing and the downright weird. Highlights include Pauly Puss buying contact lenses', how my Auntie Gwen and I fell out over a Weetabix box and Pauly Puss' extraorinarily regimented Uncle...



Direct download: Pau_in_Vietnam_2_-_10_06_15_19.36.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 1:41pm EST

Another episode with all the best bits from my weekly radio show. Go to for the full story and where to hear the show.

This week's topics that are ruminated over by the bantertastic crew include, The Hulk, Siri, Netflix, birdies and zoot suits. 


Direct download: Best_of_8_-_29_05_15_17.04.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 11:24am EST

Another instalment of the best bits of the Spizzler Radio Show with his motley crew of banter-tastic reprobates. I don't play the music as I don't have a license to do so. May be one day when I have a huge listenership I'll get sponsorship and and PRS license and spend all day laying on a Carribean island, smoking cigars and thinking of nonsense to talk about.

Some of the nonsense that appear in this show include, eating ears of corn, handshakes, tramps (as always), Facebook, staring at shoes, heroin on shoes, pigs, confederate flags and people with one leg's attire.

For more info and the full scoop check out or holla at me on Twitter @TheSpizzlerShow.


Direct download: Spizzler_on_the_Radio_7.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 7:33am EST

Another slice of mirth and merriment from Spizzler and company. This time, topics range from dubious Snoop lyrics, Jabba the Hut, swimming, dogs, tramps and beards to spectacles and thermo-depletion zones. Not forgetting the hardy perennial of spinal surgery.

Check out for full listings info or Tweet me @TheSpizzlerShow


Direct download: Best_of_6_-_25_04_15_11.18.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 2:30pm EST

Another podcast featuring all the best bits of the syndicated radio show. This week The Spizzler and his selection of guests chew their way through polar bears, Basically vs Yea, horse suicide, faecal transfusions, frotage and tramps (again).

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funny, jokes, danfeist, richardwatson, laugh, polar bears, band, bears, language, stand up, faecal transplant, poo, sexual proclavitiries, frotage, froterims, Fetishism, Chasmophilia, sex, SACOFRICOSIS, SYMOROPHILIA, MUCOPHILIA

Direct download: Best_of_Radio_5_-_12_04_15_11.07.mp3
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 11:22am EST

The Big Question - The Birdman

We welcome another unknown celebrity to the Big Questions studio. This time the ever-bashful Birdman graces us with his presence as we discuss growing up in Hicksville, mermaids and Birdman's Father's love of ensnaring women, killing animals and casual violence.














knocksville, jesus, babies, USA, jokes, stand up, laugh, satire, funny, mermaids, Hitler, George Bush, poo, 27


Direct download: Big_Questions_Rusty.mp3
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 11:12am EST

Another episode with all the best bits from my radio show. This time we have a veritable smorgasbord of guests providing the mirth and mischief. So if you like waving, spinal trauma, kids sword fighting with tins of tuna, biscuits, Aaliya, pooing in bags, Family Guy and dog muck have a listen. If not, you are under no obligation to listen. But seeing as you’ve downloaded already it you might as well give it a whirl.

For more info on the show ‘get at me’ via the medium of Twitter @TheSpizzlerShow or check the website And please rate me on iTunes!













Podcast, funny, comedy, LBC, 97.3, Nick Ferrari, BBC 5live, Radio Five Live, jokes, caller, phone-in, political, satire, celebrity, gays, dogs, women, sex, radio, poo, dogs, Enbglish, TEFL, Aaliyah, The Pet Shop Boys, biscuits, poo, colostomy, dreams, sex, Micheala Strachan, Supergrass, 

Direct download: Best_of_4_-_13_03_15_19.09.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 11:33am EST

Regular listeners will know that I've undergone some surgery recently and in my temporarily debilitated state I'm currently unable to record.  Now seems and apt opportunity to release this podcast that I recorded a while ago. If your sufficently bored on the train/ obsessed by spinal trauma to want to know more about my current plight please go to to read a mild amusing blog post about it.


We fear for the fate of humankind – the more we watch TV, or listen to talk radio, or read the horrid tabloid newspapers, the more we despair for humanity. The masses are being manipulated through misinformation and sensory titillation to accept short-term gratification over long-term advancement.

We are separated from the animals, not just by our use of serviettes, but also by our increased intelligence – but we didn’t get intelligent enough quickly enough, we invented far too much crap before we had the intelligence to reject it.

Direct download: Bloviators_4_-_Popular_Culture.mp3
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 1:37pm EST

Listen to all the best bits of the Spizzler Radio Show on this handy podcast. The best bits loosely translates as the radio show minus the music as I don't have the pre-requisite license to broadcast as such. 

If you happen not to like titillating and mirth-provoking conversations about tramps, hipsters, Simply Red, having sex with cricket pitches, hornets, mermaids, fat people and ET dolls then put down your ear buds, make a cup of camomile tea and go listen to Jeremy Vine or Danny Baker or some other pustulating square. If you do then stay listening. 
For the record I actually like Jeremy Vine but I do think Danny Baker is an insufferable clotpole.
If you want to listen to the show in all its original stereo gloriousness check out the website or Tweet @thespizzlershow for the full listings info.


Direct download: The_Spizzler_on_the_Radio_3.mp3
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 6:00am EST

Harking back to the golden epoch of chat show hosts, The Spizzler introduces another of his Big Questions series. On this occasion full-time funny man, and all round good egg Jorge Guerra brings some mirth and merriment to you lugholes. As with many of the shows it starts off slow and sensible before building to a crescendo of hilarity and soppiness.

So if you want to know what a Spaniard thinks about abattoirs, English breakfasts, bestiality and drink driving press the triangular button on your podcasting app of choice.


Direct download: Big_Questions_-_Jorge_Guerra.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 1:12pm EST

Pauly Puss and I take a road trip to Vietnam and take the opportunity the discuss the holidays of our youth. Enthralling repuslive and hilarious in equal mesaure. 















Podcast, funny, comedy, LBC, 97.3, Nick Ferrari, BBC 5live, Radio Five Live, jokes, caller, phone-in, political, satire, vietnam, shit, hostels, sheets, ice cream, rome, holidays, vacation, feng shui

Direct download: Pauly_Puss_Vietnam_-_Little_piece_of_shit_sticking_to_the_sheets.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 1:53pm EST

The Spizzler's back with more tomfoolery for 2015!

Listen out for the new feature 'Name that Noise' and Parliamentary debates.















comedy, jokes, LBC, Radio, talkradio, noisy neighbours, noises, bumfuzzle, parliament, NationalRail Enquries.

Direct download: Spizzler_Radio_11_3.m4a
Category:Comedy/Satire -- posted at: 12:00pm EST